- You have a realtor on your speed dial.
- The moving men remember your dog’s name. The neighbors don’t .
- One half of your basement is permanently full of flattened boxes.
- Your daughters’ favorite place to play is a wardrobe box.
- Your friends send emails saying: “Where in the world is ___________?” (sung to the tune of” Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? – the old geography video game).
- Your own mother calls information to get you phone number.
- You hate to commit to buying address return labels.
- You can’t remember what bank in what state you started your IRA.
- You can’t spell the word permanent.
- You own five bedspreads for your master bedroom.
